Subject: Nicknames by Parinella

From: James=Parinella%sdl%msdtwk@vines.msd.ray.com (James C. Parinella)

Date: 1995/12/20

Newsgroups: rec.sport.disc

I've decided to bring some life back to this newsgroup, so I'm going to start

by quoting some of the nicknames I've used in posts to here. They might not

make sense out of context, but what do I care?

Jim "the Gospel Truth" Parinella

Tea Party leader Jim "Testosterone" Parinella went on record

boasting that the Tea Party could win with three inflatable

dummies filling out the roster (female dummies, so they could

play in co-ed tournaments).

Jim "I'm the One WITHOUT the Inflatable Dummy" Parinella

Again, though, GE's corporate players came through

in the Tea Cup defense, blanketing Alewife's star handlers and forcing

up bad pass after bad pass to be knocked away by Jim "New Sheriff in

Town" Parinella, and GE cruised 13-6.

Jim "Yet ANOTHER Tournament Fairly and Accurately Reported" Parinella

Jim "How the hell do you put that in the stat books?" Parinella

Jim "Where's the Competition" Parinella

Jim "Spirit is Alive and Well" Elias-Parinella

Jim "Ruler of all who own a flying disc" Parinella

Jim "I Call Them Like I See Them" Parinella

Jim "Who You Gonna Believe, Me or Him?" Parinella

Disinterested Sports Reporter

Jim "Just Wait Until I Get My Own Column In The UPA

Newsletter, Then What Are You Going To Do, Mr. Danno Banyas Of

The Morgan Mental Institute, And, By The Way, Are You A

Patient There?" Parinella

Jim "I designate this as my goal scorer" Parinella

Jim "Back to PC Watchdog After This" Parinella

Gary "Hammers are Supposed to go Forward?" Lippmann

beat Al "Designated Yeller" deFrondeville in the "Throw it in the

lacrosse net instead of flipping" for shirts while Bob "No, not THAT

Bob Stoddard" Stoddard bettered Jim "Nice Guy" Parinella for the pull,

but those were Somerville Youth's only advantages of the day.

Jim "Don't Believe Everything You Read, Because I Go To A School With

A Bunch Of Computer Science Geeks" Parinella<

Jim "Little Ego" Parinella

Jim "Screw the Status Quo" Parinella

Jim "It's Time for Some Blood-Letting" Parinella

Jim Parinella

Big Brother

"Testosterone-filled asshole and proud of it"

Jim Parinella

Big Brother

"If you can't open your mind, are you sure you still have one?'

Jim "We need more human interest stories besides "My first hole-in-one",

not that there's anything wrong with that" Parinella

Jim "Top this one, Mr. Phil Price" Parinella

Jim "Poaching made easy" Parinella

Jim "I like my eggs poached" Parinella

Jim "We're only practicing once a week this spring" Parinella

BBN, featuring 6 or 7 present or past club players including Pablo "Cinema is

my Life" Martinez and part-time Tea Partyers Justin and Judy as well as Mike

"Best Player in the Game Within the Next Two Years" Cooper, came out flat

against GE's innovative Tea Cup defense, another in the long line of

offensive and defensive strategic masterpieces popularized by full-time Tea

Party member Dennis "Thinking is my Life, Well, That and Telling People What

I've Thought Of" McCarthy, and found themselves down 10-5 in a game to 13.

The four would have been double disc court (which Alex "Good O, No "

deFrondeville and Dennis "Turnover Free Since Aug 21, 1992" McCarthy of the

Tea Party had been dominating all weekend), hot box (which has been brought

to new levels by the Tea Party), a gun-off (overall edge to the Youth), and

Ultimate (no comment necessary), with a tie-breaker being arguing (tough to

call--both had several players on the All-Tournament Arguing Team).

Jordan "Boy" "No, Wait, Make That Girlfriend" Haskell was victimized by Dennis

"Getting Younger Every Day" McCarthy all day long, as "Crazy Eights" McCarthy

capped off a turnover free tournament by scoring 8 goals, throwing for 8

more, and making 8 defensive plays, all of them on "Insert Nickname Here"

Haskell. The crowning point came on the game's final play when McCarthy

hucked to Alex "My Name Begins with D" deFrondeville, but "Plexiglass"

deFrondeville couldn't come up with the floater. "The Hardest Worker in

Ultimate" McCarthy was alert, however, and outsprinted "Not Enough" Haskell

to the end zone to make a layout catch of his own throw for the game winner.

The game was disrupted for as many as 10 minutes on several occasions as Bob

"There's No WAY You Can Say That You Were In" Harding and Gary "Well, To Tell

The Truth, I Didn't Really See It But I'd Have To Agree With Bob Anyway"

Lippman steadfastly held to their gaping holed stories against the

overwhelming Tea Party discussion led by Dennis "Words Are My Life" McCarthy

and Al "Walking Dictionary" deFrondeville.

Jordan "One of Six Club Players on His Corporate Team" Haskell was heard to

remark at this point, "Seven Beats Three? Not THESE Three".

Jordan "Boy" "No, Wait, Make That Girlfriend" Haskell

"Insert Nickname Here" Haskell.

"Not Enough" Haskell

Jordan "Off my Head" Haskell

Jim "Where do I come up with all these?" Parinella